Grow some girl-balls and come out already
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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