can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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