Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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