don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think I sprained my soul last night
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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