i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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