Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Your cock deserves a montage
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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