her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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