She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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