i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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