No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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