You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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