You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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