i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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