We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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