I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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