Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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