Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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