I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I want to fling myself into the sun
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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