brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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