i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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