I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
