I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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