The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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