even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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