Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My liver just had a heart attack.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
