so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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