wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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