I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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