You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
