Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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