I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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