Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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