That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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