My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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