Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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