She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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