Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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