Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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