accomplished twins. life is a go
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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