I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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