was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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