No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think a kid would responsible me up
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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