And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
