He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Green mimosas i think yes
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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