put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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