glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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