I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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