This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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