Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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