I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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